《军事承包商》战场墨菲法则【二】转！

    70 henever you have plenty of ao， you never iss henever you are lo on ao， you can‘t hit the broad side of a barn

    你有足够弹药的时候，你百发百中。你缺弹药的时候，连谷仓那么大的东西都打不中。

    71 the ore a eapon costs， the farther you ill have to send it aay to be repaired

    武器越贵（或是越有用处？），修理的时候就要送的越远。

    72 the plexity of a eapon is inversely proportional to the iq of the eapon‘s operator

    武器的复杂程度和操作者的智商成反比。

    73 field experience is soething you don‘t get until just after you need it

    战场经验这东西，只有在某次很需要它的行动之后你才能获得。

    74 no atter hich ay you have to arch， its alays uphill

    不管你从哪条路线行军，都是上坡路。

    75 if enough data is collected， a board of inquiry can prove anything

    如果收集到了足够的资料，调查委员会什么事都可以证明。（委员会胡说八道）

    76 for every action， there is an equal and opposite criticis（in boot cap）

    在新兵训练营，对每一个行动都有赞成与反对两种评判。

    77 air strikes alays overshoot the target， artillery alays falls short

    空袭总是打得过远，炮火总是打得太近。

    78 hen revieing the radio frequencies that you just rote don， the ost iportant ones are alays illegible

    当你查看你写下的无线电频率的时候，最重要的总是无法辨认。

    79 those ho hesitate under fire usually do not end up kia or ia

    弹雨之中逞英雄的人往往死得最快。

    80 the tough part about being an officer is that the troo don‘t kno hat they ant， but they kno for certain hat they don‘t ant

    作为军官最辛苦的一点是：士兵不知道他们想要什么，只知道他们不想要什么。

    81 to steal inforation fro a person is called plagiaris to steal inforation fro the eney is called gathering intelligence

    从一个人那里偷取信息叫剽窃，从敌人那里偷取信息叫搜集情报。

    82 the eapon that usually jas hen you need it the ost is the 60

    在你最需要它的时候总是卡壳的武器是60机枪。

    83 the perfect officer for the job ill transfer in the day after that billet is filled by soeone else

    最适合某个工作的军官总是在这个职位已经被别人占据后一天调来。

    85 the neest and least experienced soldier ill usually in the edal of honor

    最新最没经验的士兵最可能获得荣誉奖章。（意思是挂掉的人就会获得美国最高级勋章）

    86 a purple heart just proves that ere you sart enough to think of a plan， stupid enough to try it， and lucky enough to survive

    紫心勋章（美国授予受伤士兵的勋章）证明你聪明到可以想出一个计划，愚蠢到尝试这个计划，并且幸运到活了下来。

    87 urphy as a grunt

    墨菲是个大头兵。（就是因为墨菲老是做错事，所以才叫墨菲法则嘛:p）

    88 beer ath ≈ap;ap;ap;ap;gt; 2 beers ties 37 en equals 49 cases

    啤酒数计算法：三十七人，每人两瓶，共要四十九箱。

    89 body count ath ≈ap;ap;ap;ap;gt; 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 eneies killed in action

    歼敌数计算法：三名游击队员加一个可能再加两只猪，本次战斗共毙敌三十七人。

    90 the bursting radius of a hand grenade is alays one foot greater than your juping range

    手榴弹的杀伤半径总是比你能扑出的距离多一英尺。

    91 alleather close air support doesn‘t ork in bad eather

    全天候近距空中支援在坏天气里不管用。

    92 the bat orth of a unit is inversely proportional to the sartness of its outfit and appearance

    一支部队的作战能力与它外表的好看程度成反比。

    93 the crucial round is a dud

    至关重要的炮弹总是哑弹。

    95 there is no such place as a convenient foxhole

    需要散兵坑时，它们总是太远。（注：convenient在这里是指地理上的便利，就好像所谓的便利店一样，所以不能解作舒适）

    97 if your positions are firly set and you are prepared to take the eney assault on， he ill bypass you

    如果你的阵地有很好的工事而且你也准备好应付敌人的攻击，敌人会绕过你。

    98 if your abush is properly set， the eney on‘t alk into it

    如果你准备好了一次伏击，敌人不会进入你的伏击圈。

    99 if your flank arch is going ell， the eney expects you to outflank hi

    如果你的侧翼迂回进行的很顺利，是因为敌人正期待着你从侧翼接近他们。

    100 density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target

    你越是感到好奇的目标就越危险。

    101 odd objects attract fire  never lurk behind one

    奇怪的物体吸引炮火－不要躲在这种东西后面。

    103 the selfiportance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy （as is his deviousness and ischievousness）

    长官的自大程度与他的官职成反比（还有他的不值得信任程度和有害程度）。

    104 there is alays a ay， and it usually doesn‘t ork

    任何事情都有一个解决方法，尽管通常是不管用的。

    105 success occurs hen no one is looking， failure occurs hen the general is atching

    没人关注的行动通常是成功的；被高级长官关注的行动通常是失败的。

    106 the eney never onitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel

    在你使用不安全的频道发布之前，敌人都不会监听你的无线电频率。

    107 henever you drop your equipent in a firefight， your ao and grenades alays fall the farthest aay， and your canteen alays lands at your feet

    如果你战斗中掉了装备，你的子弹和手榴弹一定离你最远，而水壶总是掉在你的脚边。

    108 as soon as you are served hot cho in the field， it rains

    战场上，你只要搞到热东西吃，就总是要下雨的。

    109 never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do

    不要告诉副排长你无事可做。

    111 alking point  sniper bait

    去带路＝去当狙击手的诱饵。

    112 your bivouac for the night is the spot here you got tired of arching that day

    你夜间的宿营地是你白天行军累了的地方。

    113 if only one solution can be found for a field proble， then it is usually a stupid solution

    如果一个战场上的问题只有一种解决方案，这一定是个愚蠢的方案。

    115 hat gets you prooted fro one rank gets you killed in the next rank

    在低军衔能让你升官的行为会在新军衔杀死你。

    116 if orders can be isunderstood they ill be

    如果命令可能被误解，那它一定会被误解。

    117 odd objects attract fire you are odd

    奇怪的东西吸引炮火。你就是奇怪的。

    118 your ortar barrage ill put exactly one round on the intended target that round ill be a dud

    迫击炮弹幕只有一发能命中目标，这一发是哑弹。

    119 ine fields are not neutral

    雷场不是中立的。

    120 the eight of your equipent is proportional to the tie you have been carrying it

    装备的重量与你需要扛着它的时间成正比。

    122 if you need an officer in a hurry take a nap

    军官总是在你犯错误时出现。

    123 the effective killing radius is greater than the average soldier can thro it

    投掷武器的杀伤半径总比一般士兵能扔的距离大。

    128 hen you have sufficient ao the eney takes 2 eeks to attack hen you are lo on ao the eney attacks that night

    你弹药充足的时候，敌人两个礼拜也不进攻；你缺弹药的时候，敌人马上就进攻。

    129 the quarteraster has only to sizes， too large and too sall

    军需官那里的东西只有两个尺码：太大的和太小的。

    130 the only tie suppressive fire orks is hen it is used on abandoned positions

    压制火力唯一管用的时候是用来对付废弃的阵地的时候。

    131 hen a front line soldier overhears to general staff officers conferring， he has fallen back too far

    如果一个前线士兵无意中听到两个参谋在讨论，那他一定是呆得太后了。（参谋人员都是胆小鬼）

    132 don‘t ever be the first， don‘t ever be the last， and don‘t ever volunteer to do anything

    不要做第一个，也不要做倒数第一个，更不要志愿干什么事。

    133 if at first you don‘t succeed， then bob disposal probably isn‘t for you

    如果你第一次尝试不成功的话，你也许不适合去拆炸弹。

    134 any ship can be a ineseeperonce

    所有船只都可以当扫雷艇一次性的。

    135 henever you lose contact ith the eney， look behind you

    如果你失去了敌人的踪迹，转头看看。

    136 if you find yourself in front of your platoon they kno soething you don‘t

    在战场上，如果你的位置过于靠前，那么你一定要注意是否忽视了某些潜在的危险。（言下之意：二愣子才冲在最前面）

    137 the seriousness of a ound （in a firefight） is inversely proportional to the distance to any for of cover

    交火后，受伤的严重程度与到掩体的距离成反比。

    138 the ore stupid the leader is， the ore iportant issions he is ordered to carry out

    指挥官越蠢，他被命令执行的任务越重要。

    139 hen the pin is pulled， r grenade is not your friend

    拔下保险销后，手榴弹先生就不再是你的朋友了。

    140 all or any of the above bined

    以上法则的任意组合。